Math Jokes and Riddles

Here is where you can write funny Math jokes and riddles. Have fun!

CM-Which part of your body works out math questions? Your add' em's apple!

-LC I have two,1. What do you call a bus that goes to math camps? A rhombus

2. What do you call a sick parrot? A polygon!
Mrs. M to LC- I like this one!

JN: Do you know what is the distance around the Earth times by pi by pi?

CB~ I don't really get that one. All it is the distance around the Earth in feet times the number of PI.

3. What did zero say to eight?
Nice belt!
LC- HUH???
AO- I had to think about it a little bit but now it makes sense. It is pretty funny.
Mrs. M to LC-Think about what the numbers look like- 0 and 8
KF- I still do not get it can somebody help me on this
AO- Look at the middle of the eight.

KF~ I thought about it for a while I think I get it now.



4. Why was six afraid of seven? -KF
KF- Why because seven eight nine! eight as in ATE!!!!!


5. Why was the math book so sad? -AA
MB: Because it had so many problems.
AO- I like that one.
KF- That one actually made me giggle.


6. Why is 2 times 10 the same as 2 times 11????~ CB
CB: because 2 times 10 = 20
And 2 times 11 =22 as in TOO!!
AO- That one is funny it made me giggle.

7. Teachers asks student-"Can you please count to 10?"
Student replies, "1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10."
Teacher said, "Very good, please continue."
Student said, " OK, jack, queen, king, and ace."